Description
Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks T-Shirt – Vibes Capital
Corporate Chaos. NSFW Energy. Straight From the Startup Slack.
The Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks T-Shirt from Vibes Capital is a bold blend of startup sarcasm and viral office humor. Whether you’re dodging Zoom calls or causing HR meltdowns, this shirt keeps the energy wildly unfiltered—because PowerPoint decks are dead and unhinged founders are in.
Why This Shirt Stands Out
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Unapologetically loud slogan that turns startup culture on its head
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Vibes Capital-approved for meme lords, tech bros, and keyboard warriors
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**Perfect for happy hour flexes, offsite retreats, or being “accidentally” seen on a call
Product Details
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Color: Black, white, or tech-gray with bold sans-serif print
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Material: Soft 100% cotton or cotton-poly blend — breathable and durable
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Fit: Unisex standard cut — true to size with a laid-back fit
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Design: Screen-printed “Spreadsheets? No, I Only Spreadcheeks” across the chest
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Sizes Available: S to 3XL
